MAE'S CORNER

MAE'S CORNER

 I am Mary, a brown-skinned young girl from Akwa Ibom, Nigeria. I'm a Geologist. My hobbies are singing, learning and watching movies. I have a simple nature but I'm very inquisitive, ambitious and diplomatic. Also, I believe in God and in love. 😎😍

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John Gazama Timothy
John Gazama Timothy 3 days ago
If I were a stop light I'd turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a little bit longer
bukoye felix
bukoye felix 2 days ago
I saw a garden this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful ever until I met you. I must really be in heaven because I am looking at an angel! If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a little bit longer.If a star disappear every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty right now. On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9, and I’m the 1 you need. I love you mary
Felix Umeobiorah
Felix Umeobiorah 2 days ago
She was trying to sound tough and impatient, but she knew that vulnerable desire to be wooed was still brimming in her tone. The very substance of ambitious, is merely the shadow of a dream, mother always told me to follow my dreams. Speak low if you speak love, If music be the food of love play on. I love you with so much of my heart that non is left to protest. Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind, and therefore is winged cupid painted blind. When the power of love overcome the love of power the world will Merry (Mary), I would not wish any companion in the world but you, "I'll do all i can to keep U". A love that I could not forsake. As I look into your eyes, Lost is how I'll feel lying in your arms, when the world outside's too much to take, That all ends when I'm with you. Even though there may be times It seems I'm far away Never wonder the Pace's Cos I am always by your Corner. We're heading for something, Somewhere I've never been, Sometimes I am frightened But I'm ready to learn "Of the power of love", that U Alone can give to Me. "Doubt never I Love"
Gideon edet eyoh
Gideon edet eyoh 2 days ago
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs; Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vexed, a sea nourished with loving tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, A choking gall, and a preserving sweet." — let me be your Romeo and you will be my Juliet 
Adesola Hakeem
Adesola Hakeem 1 day ago
Every guys always see something in their ideal woman before walking up to them, I love when a woman is ambitious and supportive! Your light skin is dope and I must say you're the queen I have been looking for. Let's know each other and you gat to experience true love from a loyal and awesome man in the world 
Anokwulu Chinaza
Anokwulu Chinaza 1 day ago
Looking at your pic,your eyes have told me a lot of things. The only thing they haven’t told me is your name
Ekom umoh
Ekom umoh 1 day ago
You must be really tired now cause you have been running through my mind,am so glued to your picture here,it gets me wondering if you a magician cause staring at you makes every other thing disappear.am not really good at photography but I can picture that two of us 2geda,I would really like to know you more so apart from being so gorgeous what else do u do for a living ....and hey I just lost my phone number,please can I get yours?
Kubiat joseph
Kubiat joseph 15 hours ago
I never believed in love at first sight but girl you blow my mind away,if loving you is wrong den I don't want to be right cause I have lost my heart to you completely I swear,your lips so succulent that am sure no fruit tastes better than it ,your eyes got me so lost in it and your face a reflection of heavens beauty.o thought it's impossible to find a lady with the whole package , beautiful face,lovely legs, voluptuous shape,and a killer smile but then here you are before me
Favour udoh
Favour udoh 15 hours ago
I heard there is a search party in Heaven cause on of the angel is missing ,I never knew I would be the one to find her,your beauty is so rare that I just want to keep you as mine
Felix Umeobiorah
Felix Umeobiorah 12 hours ago
I'm a geologist too, nd i am hung like a horst, I knew u were rubble when u consort with Nature. So MAe's(Miss) Corner, hope when i Corner u with these words as it is in my heart, u will be mine, "i really mean to dig your mine". I love ur crevasse and stratefied layers" u’re so pretty like a well strategically arranged carbon atoms. I think I might need a retaining wall to stop my jaw from dropping. My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors cos you’re out of this world! God did a great job on u. You're a 9.5 on the Richter scales of Sexiness, I'm inquisitive to let u know i haven't seen anything like u. Have u ever heard about the mohs scale, u just got me to 10, u must be the secondary impact of a volcano? Cause girl u have just given me a volcanic eruption So hilarious! How about we go behind that rock nd become a little Boulder. My rocks(words) are gneiss don't take them for granite(granted). U have a wonderful cleavage, i would like to investigate ur bedding, Lets make like tectonic plates nd grind against each other" nd make ur bedrock". I need to check ur topography, trust me, I can't stop thinking about what's under ur top soil", Lets make like continents nd smash slowly. please don't tell me that's an impermeable rock". If we were an earthquake I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because u would be the first to come. U remind me of longshore drift, do you even rift? Because u just swept me away. I hear whr u are from, subduction leads to orogeny. "Imaima mme kop inemesit ndidiongo fi koro afo edidi utö owo eke ami nkeyomde!" u have no idea how ‘gorge’ous u are. U make my clinometer reading rise. I will love u to the top of Everest (Everything). where i place u with no other, u will always be by my Corner, I lava(love) you MAE's. "Geology rocks, i really dig it".

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